Texans, Meat, and Miscalculation

Posted: August 10, 2019 by julietteochieng in Uncategorized
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by baldilocks

Since nearly everyone is talking about the suicide of Jeffrey Epstein, I’m going to talk about something else. I don’t like to bore people – at least not intentionally.

Let’s talk about painting targets, since that’s what Rep Joaquin Castro (D-TX) did when he publicized a list of San Antonio donors to the Trump campaign in the wake of the latest mass shootings – in El Paso, TX and in Dayton, OH. Why would Castro do such a thing? You had to be on Twitter this past weekend to see the hurricane of accusations against President Trump – that his “racist rhetoric” and his support for “white supremacy (sic)” spurred these shooters. By the way, most of the Organized Left don’t want to talk about the Dayton shooting because the perpetrator was one of their minions — a big supporter of Elizabeth Warren.

Anyway, following the line of assertion that the president is a racist, Castro decided that certain Trump supporters who live in his district needed to be outed as racists. (Fun fact: at least two of the donors had also contributed to Castro.)

One of these supporters is Bill Miller Bar-B-Q.

Castro must have imagined thousands of San Antonians converging on the barbecue joints armed with torches and pitchforks, terrorizing customers in the drive-thru and staging boycotts. He must have dreamed about literally running the pit masters out of town.

But there are some rules about living in the Lone Star State. You go to church on Sunday. You don’t talk bad about somebody’s momma. And you don’t mess with the brisket.

The day after Castro published that hateful screed, thousands of Texans piled into their pickup trucks and drove to the nearest Bill Miller Bar-B-Q.

Social media reports flooded in showing massive drive-thru lines backing up onto busy streets. Hungry customers patiently waited in lines out the door.

I guess Castro forgot that his district is in Texas.

Line at Bill Miller Bar-B-Q. Cite: Breitbart.

Juliette Akinyi Ochieng has been blogging since 2003 as baldilocks. Her older blog is here.  She published her first novel, Tale of the Tigers: Love is Not a Game in 2012.

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Comments
  1. Pettifogger says:

    You got my attention with the brisket, and you kept it by discussing Castro’s hardball play. Lefties never seem to contemplate their tactics being used against them.

  2. Steve Skubinna says:

    A pity that Texans are not as readily stampeded as Castro was counting upon. A real Texan might have known better… so what’s his excuse?

  3. sam57l0 says:

    Castro, you FOOL! But thanks, anyway.

  4. acfons says:

    Baldilocks, I love you to death, but please, please correct “Clinton’s” to “Clintons;” no apostrophe is needed. That’s the kind of mistake I associate with today’s graduate students, not real people like you.

  5. Twas Peter, not me. But I fixed it.

    Much obliged. Contrary to rumor, we are not perfect.