Bill Clinton wins!

Posted: April 10, 2010 by datechguy in opinion/news
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Normally it takes a couple of generations for social disaster to take place, but combine an expanding media with the most powerful man in the world and the biggest megaphone in history and presto:

Most young adults agree penile-vaginal intercourse is sex, but less than one in five think that oral-genital contact counts as “having sex,” according to a 2007 survey of undergraduate college students.

And what pray tell could be the cause for this?

Researchers point to former President Clinton’s infamous statement, “I did not have sexual relations with that woman,” as the pivotal turning point in society’s changing views about oral sex. The attitude shift has been dubbed the “Clinton-Lewinsky” effect.

Congratulations Bill, you’ve given parents, doctors and counselors decades of work to deal with!

  1. Kids may say this now, but when they get STDs from it and their emotions get involved, it’ll be hard for them to maintain, in their hearts, that this is the case.

    Just saying.

  2. Only most young adults believe that penile-vaginal intercourse is sex….hmm how about ALL!

  3. DaHospitalityGuy: depending on the wording of the survey, gay teenagers may answer that question in the negative. The devil being in the details and all.