Hey Capt Owen Honors can solve this problem…

…all he has to do is apply for a NEA grant for his videos and then it will be considered art and all will be well. I haven’t seen the full videos yet so I don’t know how far over lines he crossed but if this has been out for 5 years and the crews [...]

364 days of the year in all 57 states

Stuff like this is just plain funny: I’ll sleep better tonight, because Napalitano reminded viewers that “thousands of people are working 24/7, 364 days a year to keep the American people safe.” Hey maybe it’s a red herring, maybe its a trap because on that 365th day we have hundreds of thousands of people working!, [...]

You can always tell when a comic dies

…people always feel worse than with a regular star. Leslie Nielsen death produced regret from everyone in the house. How do you pay back someone who makes you laugh when you are down?

Quote of the Day: “There should have been more fat people”

David Sowerbutts on seeing the crowd of geeks chase Sheldon and the Big Bang gang as they stole the prints of Raiders of the Lost Ark with the extra 21 seconds from the theater.